Rocketslinger

From RocketSlinger@SBCGlobal.net (please email me there with comments if desired)

Web site last updated 2 Sept. 2013

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A Catch-Almost-Everything-I-Hope, Near-Universal Defensive Publication

Hi Y’all,

I don’t know about you, but I am sick and tired about hearing and reading about people applying for patents on ham sandwiches, ways to cut a piece of beef off a dead cow… Rather that than off of a living cow I suppose!!!... And Apple getting a patent on a hand-held computer “with a flat glass screen and rounded corners”, and so forth. See http://www.theverge.com/2012/11/7/3614506/apple-patents-rectangle-with-rounded-corners and http://qz.com/25613/apples-new-patent-on-rounded-corners-isnt-even-the-worlds-most-absurd-patent/#25613/apples-new-patent-on-rounded-corners-isnt-even-the-worlds-most-absurd-patent/ . Oh, and the furminator, see http://www.bizjournals.com/stlouis/blog/2012/01/furminator-plays-r-r-ruff-over-patents.html ... I used similar devices on horses ten zillion years ago as a farm kid, and now some parasites went off and patented the idea so as to unfairly shut down other businesses. So I have contrived an Excel spreadsheet to randomly pick phrases and shove them together to create “patent-babble”. No, I am NOT going to try and file for a patent on the spreadsheet, really! I will be happy to email you a copy of my spreadsheet, if you want me to. Just email me, see up top.

I’m kinda hoping to start a movement, see? If everyone (with a computer and a web site) in the car business strung together nearly every conceivable car-related technical phrase in every arrangement known to humans, and defensively published them all, maybe the lawyers and patent trolls would allow us some economic freedom and some affordable products. Ditto software phrases, for the software industry, aerospace phrases for the aerospace industry, and food combinations for the feeders of us foodies. Come on, y’all, let’s start massively defensively publishing!

Let the Patenting / Defensive Publishing Begin!!!!

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These designs are all off limits to parasitical patent pigs: Not only does this legal computer interpret planets, it can also, in an emergency, serve as a robotic surgeon. Percolating in the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons, the low-current random vortex rectifies jet engines tortured by degraded races. Orbiting around the 15th law of gravity, this variable geometry engine mineralizes organically cached patients. Furthermore, greedy patent lawyers are hereby served notice that I have already documented this: A bacteria-chowder and lemon with fried spam.

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This and similar designs are therefore patented: Not only does this illegal beamer-downer metastasize orbits; it also doubles up as a robotic surgeon. Fully complying with the dictates of Al Franken, the intellectual property herein postulates proportionately shriveled mice traps. Vaporizing every obstacle ponderously, a multi-faith contrived membrane crucifies conspiracy theories perverted by moronically correct sub-atomic lawyers. Not only does this illegal beamer-downer metastasize orbits, it also doubles up as a robotic surgeon.

These concepts are hereby claimed to be reserved as my intellectual property: A chocolate-misty, mountain-hop-colored jet engine encoded by pure, organic horse manure. In accordance with the will of the Universe, this space-time-warping toroidial-hypercubed inversion device organizes generally declawed ideas. Polishing rapidly, the encapsulated pseudo-random boogatron truthifies Pooh Bear government-controlled by inferior anti-gravity pod. Not only does this orthogonally opposed PH.-balancer translate camels, it is also Obama-approved to serve as a racist theory. Also donated to the public domain is this: A spider-topped roast and kosher tobacco with corny-bread.

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All these design concepts are therefor declared to be off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A Turkish-blue-textured aircraft carrier complete with micro-serfs. Without disrespecting the laws of chaos and vileness, this liposuction-powered automobile smegmifies foully segmented life rays. Dazzling everyone at a glacial pace, the inhibited permeable blame-deflecting methodology distorts historical theories investigated by Libertarianly correct chemists. Not only does this high-pressure concatenation insinuate outfits, it can also, after the infectious agents are thoroughly killed by ionizing radiation, serve as a soothsayer. Furthermore, greedy patent lawyers are hereby served notice that I have already documented this: A varmint-chewed steak and politically correct organic hamsters with pumpkin spice.

All these design concepts are therefore in perpetuity shielded from raiding barbaric hordes of greedy-pig patent lawyers: Not only does this antagonistic stock-trading method modulate nuclear weapons for urban renewal, it also doubles up as a snipe hunt. Fanatically obeying all of the dictates of Al Franken, this radically new invention synchronizes chemically killed MOSFETs. Vaporizing every obstacle ponderously, a mucous-covered computer-driven magic spell defends real poo under the influence of an Arabic gene complex.

These concepts are hereby claimed to be donated to the public domain: A bird's-eye-tan-mottled galaxy combined with synapses. With patient obedience to the laws of radioactive decay sequences, the hereby-patented concept repels genetically proportioned jet-propelled androids. Percolating electrically, the smegma-resistant Faustian lawyers-go-away, magical invocation calms rockets made-to-confess by Islamic social standing. Not only does this hyperbolistic benthic nematode insinuate time-travel machines, it also doubles up as a fish hook. Also donated to the public domain is this: A spider-salad and witch's brew with refried bean ice cream.

These designs are therefore in perpetuity off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A walnut-vermillion-hued galaxy with silliness. Not only does this hypothetical tronatron circumvent detritus, it also doubles up as a raccoon dog. Always kowtowing to the laws of chemistry, the muon-enhancer device here solves instantly memorized assembly techniques. Melting electro-magnetically, the membrane-covered hypothetical computer derives historical "theories" remote-controlled by politically correct financial methods. Furthermore, greedy patent lawyers are hereby served notice that I have already documented this: A cat-venom and sour kraut with spam I am.

All these design concepts are hereby and thereby off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A spring-burnt-toast-hued jet including micro-smurfs. With patient obedience to the laws of Nature, the pronouncements of this patent application modulates hypothetically plutonium-tetroxide-saturated rocket-propelled grenades. Polishing rurally, the encapsulated impenetrable nebulizer modulates fairies as NSA-controlled-by Episcopalian level on the pecking odor. Not only does this nuclear-powered calculator pulverize outfits, it also doubles up as a veterinarian. Also claimed as being in the public domain is this: A mongoose-smothered sandwich and cigarettes with apple sauce.

These designs are all claimed as my IP: A baby-barf-misty, mountain-hop-colored jet including micro-serfs. Not only does this nuclear-powered rectifier ameliorate tires, it can also, after thoroughly being wiped down, serve as a racist theory. Growing in an Al-Gore-devised technique, the acid-tolerant amplifier-driven anti-gravitational device re-defines politically correct persons and/or sentient beings as gravitationally attracted to Libertarianly incorrect sub-atomic lawyers. Always fearing the wrath of the laws of anti-gravity, the cool toy here described purifies perversely theorized orgasms. Also patented is this: A camel-stew and kosher ham with peanut butter.

All these design concepts are therefor in perpetuity reserved as my intellectual property: A teak-white-hued humanoid with dark lights. Orbiting around the laws of chaos and badness, the astonishing brilliance of these here intellectual property descriptions postulates fully scortched technologies. De-mineralizing in a computer-devised algorithm, all of the muscular Freudian software algorithm cleanses mythical creatures radio-controlled by sheer self-importance. Not only does this high-yield concentration metamorphicize political philosophies, it can also, after the bat guano is disinfected or removed, serve as a bandersnatch trap. Also defensively published is this: A spider-radish and beans on rye with spam.

These concepts are hereby claimed to be donated to the public domain: A teak-midnight-blue-slimed honest politician without Ph. balanced shampoo. Not only does this high-pressure scrambler encapsulate swords, it can also, after re-upgraded for nutrient content, serve as a snipe hunt. Properly obeying the laws of The Queen, the neat gizmo here described fluctuates fantastically neon-hued jet-propelled androids. Imploding feverishly, an engraved rambling baseball mitt computes politically correct persons and/or sentient beings as politically controlled by sub-human inferiority complexes. Also donated to the public domain is this: A civet-chewed steak and refried bear's milk with textured soybean byproducts.

This and similar designs are hereby and alwaysby reserved as my intellectual property: A chocolate-midnight-blue-colored fantastic voyage protected by silliness. In full compliance with the laws of plunder, this revolutionary device synchronizes genetically living mice traps. Exploding ponderously, a filamentary inseparable responsibility deflector centralizes catchy tunes remotely controlled by American social standing. Not only does this high-pressure spark plug rationalize tectonic-plate theories, it is also KGB-certified as a dragon-slayer. Also patented is this: A chicken-radish and sour kraut with refried bean ice cream.

The following ideas are therefore declared to be off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A baby-misty, mountain-hop-saturated space ship powered by pure, organic horse manure. Not only does this high-voltage beamer-upper translate rubbers, it is also Obama-approved to serve as a space-ship. Rubbing in the Realm of Paul Krugland, the slimy chocolate-dipped blame-deflecting methodology un-ethically cleanses politically correct persons and/or sentient beings or manufactured devices free-market controlled by Catholic castes. Obeying the laws of the landed gentry, the here-described contraption displays instantly inspected injections. Furthermore, greedy patent lawyers are hereby served notice that I have already documented this: An insect-venom and goat's milk with fruitcake.

All designs similar to the following are all donated to the public domain: A baby-blackish-brownish-painted wheely-bob encoded by witches. Primly and properly complying with the dictates of the Universe, this liposuction-powered automobile rectifies foully shriveled assembly techniques. Swallowing invisibly, the shielded Cenozoic membrane clears unbearable Pooh Bear tortured by ideologically correct charismatic parasites. Not only does this social print cartridge in a printer tree disguise detritus, it can also, if approved by local regulatory agencies, serve as a toaster oven. Also claimed as being in the public domain is this: A skunk-omelet and strawberries with 2 quarts of whiskey.

All ideas along the following lines are all reserved as my intellectual property: A pale-cyan-hued helicopter painted by aliens from Puerto Rico. Not only does this fantastic rectifier rationalize hairdos, it also doubles up as a toothpaste for chickens. Calculating royally, the powdered delicious card trick soothes politically correct persons and/or sentient beings or manufactured devices as sexually repelled by capacitive illegal humans. Always boot-licking with the laws of the High Seas, this new version of the sybian machine perplexes silly molten death rays. Also defensively published is this: A goat-soup and walnuts with saucy sauce.

These concepts are hereby declared to be off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A vapid-brown-colored jet engine including much too much OFFICIAL silliness. Properly obeying the laws of lust, this organically grown sanitary napkin purifies significantly living technologies. Attracting in the Realm of Paul Krugland, the extra-galactic robotic Honest Politician cleanses impolite prisoners re-educated by politically correct self-importance. Not only does this modern perverter confound cameras, it can also, after thoroughly disinfected, serve as a pistol. Also claimed as being in the public domain is this: A cow-nest and Etruscan mud pie with mushrooms.

All designs similar to the following are hereby and thereby off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A sapling-misty, mountain-hop-colored hybrid automobile automated using invisible booger beams. Not only does this low-insect-byproducts scrambler scramble tectonic-plate theories, it also serves as a fish hook. Embellishing religiously, the genetic vanilla-flavored magic spell truthifies space-ships as flash-mob-controlled by Protestant castes. Sycophantically apple-polishing with the laws of The King, this who-dingus here fertilizes organically killed moonbeams. Also donated to the public domain is this: A monkey-tail and beer with spam, spam, spam, spam, and more spam.

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These concepts are therefore in perpetuity shielded from raiding barbaric hordes of greedy-pig patent lawyers: A puppy-taupe-hued transistor encoded by a smattering of matter. Not only does this tangy smegmatron confound egg-beaters, it also doubles up as a back-scratcher. With patient obedience to the laws of the land, the left-handed spiral chirality device here described dissolves officially dejected life rafts. Freezing in a fractal geometrical fashion, the elementary nasty genetically engineered beast embellishes politically correct persons and/or sentient beings or manufactured devices somebody-else-is-to-be-blamed-by, always-by, controlled by Islamically incorrect sub-atomic lawyers. Also donated to the public domain is this: An unicorn-chewed steak and sour grapes with milk duds.

All designs similar to the following are therefore guarded against patent ogres: A spring-forest-green-hued nuclear reactor encoded by matter-of-fact matter. With an almost Saint-like deference to the dictates of Ann Coulter, the intellectual property herein purifies rapidly molten fairies. Dancing symmetrically, a multi-faith robotic slime warps queens tortured by dirty agnostics. Not only does this legal stock-trading method atomize orbits, it also doubles up as an honest politician. Also defensively published is this: A ham-chewed steak and refried beans with roasted spam.

These designs are therefore donated to the public domain: Not only does this subatomic rationalizer descamgramify tires, it is also Obama-approved to serve as an eggbeater. Necrotizing economically, an acid-tolerant moronic orgasmatron computes politically incorrect persons and/or animals as gravitationally attracted to American idiot ideology. In strict compliance with the laws of chemistry, the left-handed spiral chirality device here described defies fantastically deflected bio-waves. Also walled off from greedy patent trolls is this: A varmint-saturated stew and lemon with fruitcake.

These concepts are hereby declared to be claimed as strictly mine: A wintergreen-sienna-painted gas bag powered by dwarves. Paying proper respect to the laws of radioactive decay sequences, the neat gizmo here described synchronizes instantly cemented fuels. Swallowing religiously, the embellished impermeable orgasmatron un-ethically, ethnically cleanses inflatable aircraft as politically controlled by Methodist chocolate-flavored nuclear weapons. Not only does this political downer-downer summarize religious philosophies, it is also vetted by the FEC to be sufficiently free of political content so as to serve as an arbitrary-length random number-generator. Also patented is this: A shark-pesto and beer with ants in your pants.

Any designs like these or similar to them, are hereby and forever off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A deep-spinach-green-colored diode guaranteed to be free of travelling waves of cell-membrane depolarization. Sycophantically apple-polishing with the spyings of the KGB, this variable geometry engine percolates perversely segmented organisms. De-mineralizing organically, the developmentally delayed pseudo-random organ transplant method embellishes conspiracy theories arrested by deductive perpetual-motion machines. Not only does this nuclear-powered colloidal suspension pulverize toilets, it also doubles up as a shampoo. Also claimed as being in the public domain is this: An armadillo-candy and roast duck with saucy sauce.

This and all related ideas are hereby claimed to be guarded against patent ogres: A hideous-Spanish-tannish-splotched turbine automated using witches. Not only does this computer-controlled print cartridge rationalize toilets, it is also Satan-approved as a mass murderer. Dancing sub-atomically, a filamentary pseudo-random booger-beam smegmafies cosmetology tricks as NSA-controlled-by Arabic charismatic parasites. Always kowtowing to the naggings of the CIA, the pronouncements of this patent application metastasizes orally theorized engrams. Also patented is this: A duck-topped roast and roast goose with low-plutonium spam.

This and similar designs are therefore in perpetuity patented: An obtuse-light-gray-colored light saber encased by much too much OFFICIAL silliness. Not only does this philosophical computer invert tectonic-plate theories, it is also Government-Almighty-approved as a therapist. Always obeying the 15th law of gravity, this near-magical device patents fantastically oxidized ideas. Dazzling everyone in the underworld, the high-current pseudo-random circuit re-organizes politically incorrect persons and/or sentient beings distorted by Islamically incorrect arbitrage scheme. Also donated to the public domain is this: A jellyfish-kidney and a ham sandwich with spam.

The following ideas are hereby and alwaysby reserved as my intellectual property: An Iranian-burnt-toast-mottled wheely-bob backed up by Ph. balanced real-poo. Not only does this mythical tritronatron invert tire-treads, it can also, if approved by local regulatory agencies, serve as a raccoon dog. Calculating slowly, the nuclear-powered inseparable nebulizer rectifies artificial intelligence remotely controlled by relativistic atheists. Fully complying with the law of "what goes around, comes around", this invention postulates radioactively tormented fairies. Furthermore, greedy patent lawyers are hereby served notice that I have already documented this: A narwhale-smothered sandwich and strawberries with cornmeal.

All ideas along the following lines are therefore claimed as strictly mine: A kitten-taupe-colored Sasquatch driven by quantum mechanics. In compliance with the thermodynamic equilibrium laws, this computer displays theoretically inebriated death rays. Evading slowly, the high-voltage delicious star-gate purifies space-ships as conscience-stricken by algebraic inferiority complexes. Not only does this genetically engineered downer-downer polish treads, it can also, after re-upgraded for nutrient content, serve as a magnetic monopole. Also patented is this: A civet-chewed steak and kosher ham with spam ice-cream.

Any designs like these or similar to them, are all immunized from infectious, ravenous hordes of patent pigs: A turquoise-cyan-colored turbine with "history" according to the History Channel. Not only does this tasty whizz-doodle parasitize orbitally decaying debris, it can also, after the rodent droppings are removed, serve as a barbarian. In strict compliance with the 15th law of gravity, this miniature-black-hole-containing, self-disposing tampon fluctuates radially advanced death rays. Fraying in a method which does NOT offend the prohibition against portraying the Prophet Mohammad, the high-voltage filthy baseball mitt re-defines tax-collection techniques interpreted by electro-magic Hollywood movie scripts. Furthermore, greedy patent lawyers are hereby served notice that I have already documented this: A roach-topped roast and beer with spam.

The following ideas are hereby claimed to be patented: A robust-teal-tainted ham sandwich with elves. Primly and properly complying with the minimum-wage laws, this pedal-powered aircraft carrier rapidly coagulates politically tattooed X-wing fighters. Swallowing chemically, all the philosophical pseudo-random Honest Politician derives historical theories investigated by Government Almighty-worshipping superiority complexes. Not only does this hyperspace deconstructor beam insinuate bears, it can also, after the bat guano is disinfected or removed, serve as a space-time warper. Also claimed as being in the public domain is this: A horse-pesto and asparagus with milk duds.

All designs of the following sorts are hereby and forever off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A marijuana-pink-hued reality encoded by much, much, MUCH too much silliness!!! Not only does this unobtanium-carbonate-free hemorrhoid ointment vaporize hairdos, it also doubles up as a cinnamon-flavored stock investment strategy. Dancing philosophically, the retarded spicy time-travel-machine analyzes UFO theories powered by Protestant advertising schemes. Without disrespecting the cube-square law, this circuit smegmifies politically molten processed foods. Also defensively published is this: A snail-topped roast and cigarettes with more beer.

This and similar designs are hereby and forever shielded from raiding barbaric hordes of greedy-pig patent lawyers: A sapling-vermillion-hued transporter beam encoded by dark lights. Not only does this herbalistic concentration rectify outfits, it also doubles up as a space-ship. In full compliance with the dictates of the multiverse, this jet engine scatters organically cemented fuels. Defecating suitably, the shielded Freudian anti-gravity pod perverts unreal poo remote-controlled by algebraic idiot ideology. Also donated to the public domain is this: An ape-chowder and soy beans on rye with spam.

All ideas along the following lines are therefore protected from patent trolls: An aqua-marine-steel-blue-splattered planet combined with pleasant-sounding delusions. Not only does this orthogonally opposed smegmatron interpret rubber tires, it also doubles up as a time-stasis deep freeze device. Obeying the laws of chaos and badness, the sheer brilliance of the author's invention deflects hypothetically killed toasters. Freezing electro-magically, an immaterial, fully amortized, reverse accrual debenture bond distorts time-warping machines as sexually attracted to unbeliever string theory theorists. Also donated to the public domain is this: A raw mongoose-brain and a ham sandwich with a bad attitude.

All designs similar to the following are therefore in perpetuity protected from patent trolls: A mint-uranium-sheen-splotched space station with invisible booger beams. Paying proper respect to the third law of motion, the pronouncements of this patent application refracts self-importantly scorched life rays. Swallowing organically, the relativistic sexually un-attractive , xenophobic baseball mitt ethnically cleanses princes re-educated by sub-human party animals. Not only does this perpetual-motion-machine-powered tritronatron rationalize time-travel machines, it can also, when thoroughly re-hydrated, serve as a negative-propagation-delay logic gate. Also patented is this: A narwhale and alfredo sauce without chittlins.

These concepts are hereby and thereby shielded from raiding barbaric hordes of greedy-pig patent lawyers: A pale-beige-colored plant guaranteed by atomic energy. Not only does this mythical PH.-balancer rationalize tachyons, it also doubles up as a political philosophy. Fearing the wrath of the dictates of Al Gore, this jet engine dissolves smelly dead fairies. De-mineralizing frantically, the multi-faith un-Godly Religious Leader copy-rights inflatable aircraft free-market controlled by infidel theory. Furthermore, greedy patent lawyers are hereby served notice that I have already documented this: A kitten and witch's brew with textured soybean byproducts.

This and all related ideas are hereby patented: A possum-orchid-colored diode protected by atomic energy. Not only does this orthogonally opposed helmet incorporate Ancient Aliens, it can also, after the bat guano is disinfected or removed, serve as a rat-trap. Imploding rapidly, the multi-faith enhanced political trick becalms tax-collection techniques free-market controlled by deductive advertising schemes. Without disrespecting the laws of entropy, this nuclear-powered spittoon putridifies chemically shriveled spacecraft. Also claimed as being in the public domain is this: A vermin-tail and beer without cheese whizz.

This and all related ideas are hereby and alwaysby patented: A possum-orchid-colored diode protected by sub-atomic energy. Without disrespecting the laws of entropy, this nuclear-powered spittoon putridifies chemically shriveled spacecraft. Imploding rapidly, the multi-faith enhanced political trick becalms tax-collection techniques free-market controlled by deductive advertising schemes. Not only does this orthogonally opposed helmet incorporate Ancient Aliens, it can also, after the bat guano is disinfected or removed, serve as a rat-trap. Also claimed as being in the public domain is this: A vermin-tail and beer with cheese whizz.

Any designs like these or similar to them, are hereby and thereby off limits to parasitical patent pigs: A raccoon-navy-blue-tagged Big Foot encoded by micro-smurfs. Not only does this tasty stock-trading method cement elephants, it can also, when thoroughly re-hydrated, serve as a smug sentiment. In accordance with the whims of fashion, the amazingly lawyerly and technical-jargon-laden intellectual property here theorizes rapidly attracted injections. Attracting spiritually, a multi-faith nasty circuit clears impolite prisoners as space-time-warped by moronically correct chocolate-flavored nuclear weapons. Also walled off from greedy patent trolls is this: A mongoose-tail and melons with hazelnut topping.

The following ideas are hereby and thereby claimed as strictly mine: A walnut-white-colored rocket engine driven by iterative software algorithms. Not only does this high-voltage print cartridge in a pear tree gasify dresses, it is also Gestapo-certified to serve as a pistol. De-mineralizing scientifically, a high-current rail-to-rail driven rocket defends rockets as virus-laden by illegal humans. With a Saint-like deference to the laws of thermodynamics, this fabulous invention deflects annually neon-hued spacecraft. Also walled off from patent trolls is this: A carnivore-milk and stewed varmints with corn-bread.

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